http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/-t1.htm Thu, 01 Oct 2009 08:48:30 GMT 10 http://i89.servimg.com/u/f89/12/89/53/96/coolte13.jpg http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/-t1.htm http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/vantalu-bangala-bow-bow-tayari-t147.htm RAMAKRISHNAMRAJU కావలసిన పదార్ధాలు: కోడిగుడ్లు – 4 బంగాలా దుంపలు – మీడియం సైజుది ఒకటి. నూనె ... ***Jokess**** Thu, 01 Oct 2009 08:48:30 GMT http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/vantalu-bangala-bow-bow-tayari-t147.htm#928 http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/vantalu-bangala-bow-bow-tayari-t147.htm http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/telugu-comedy-storie-t146.htm RAMAKRISHNAMRAJU ఒక పల్లెటూరి వాడు ఢిల్లీ వెళ్ళివచ్చి తన భార్యతో " నేను ఢిల్లీలో పోలీసులని భలే మోసం ... ***Jokess**** Thu, 01 Oct 2009 08:42:45 GMT http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/telugu-comedy-storie-t146.htm#927 http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/telugu-comedy-storie-t146.htm http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/telugu-comedy-t145.htm RAMAKRISHNAMRAJU డాక్టర్ రాసిచ్చిన ప్రిస్క్ర్రిప్షన్ మందుల షాపువాడికి ఇచ్చి "ఇందులో రాసిన మందు ... ***Jokess**** Thu, 01 Oct 2009 08:31:49 GMT http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/telugu-comedy-t145.htm#925 http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/telugu-comedy-t145.htm http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/tongue-twisters-genius-can-try-t142.htm varma_adc 1. If you understand, say "understand" . If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand! 2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish. 3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds. 4. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all ... ***Jokess**** Sat, 19 Sep 2009 05:21:24 GMT http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/tongue-twisters-genius-can-try-t142.htm#910 http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/tongue-twisters-genius-can-try-t142.htm http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/santa-t141.htm varma_adc How did Santa tried to kill a bird?? He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die. ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... . Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station Where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... . Titanic was sinking. An Englishman asked Santa, ... ***Jokess**** Fri, 18 Sep 2009 15:05:08 GMT http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/santa-t141.htm#908 http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/santa-t141.htm http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/marry-a-software-engineer-or-not-t53.htm varma_adc Husband - Hai Dear,I Am Logged In. Wife - Would You Like To Have Some Snacks Husband - Hard Disk Full. Wife - Have You Brought The Saree. Husband - Bad Command Or File Name. Wife - But I Told You About It In Morning Husband - Erroneous Syntax, Abort, Retry, Cancel. Wife ... ***Jokess**** Sun, 14 Sep 2008 15:14:19 GMT http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/marry-a-software-engineer-or-not-t53.htm#81 http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/marry-a-software-engineer-or-not-t53.htm http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/nikhil-varma-joke-t116.htm RAMAKRISHNAMRAJU Boy & Girl in restaurant Boy: - I Love u Girl: - I don't Love u Boy: - Think again? Girl: - I told u. No no & no Boy: - Waiter, bring separate bills. Girl: - ok ok....... I Love u too..... ***Jokess**** Thu, 02 Jul 2009 07:29:08 GMT http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/nikhil-varma-joke-t116.htm#598 http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/nikhil-varma-joke-t116.htm http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/sardarjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-t111.htm shanmukhatejavarma.g You should be sure the person is Sardar when he: • puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to make up his mind. • gets stabbed in a shoot-out. • sends a fax with a postage stamp on it. • tries to drown a fish in water. • thinks socialism means partying. • trips over a cordless phone. • takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept. • At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts "Sagittarius.". • studies for a blood test and ... ***Jokess**** Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:44:06 GMT http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/sardarjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-t111.htm#562 http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/sardarjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-t111.htm http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/sardarjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-t110.htm shanmukhatejavarma.g A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!Tanzil Minhas SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon Arsalan Shaka This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when ... ***Jokess**** Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:41:41 GMT http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/sardarjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-t110.htm#561 http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/sardarjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-t110.htm http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-t109.htm shanmukhatejavarma.g There is this good ol' barber in some city in US. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. When he is about to pay the barber, the latter replies: 'I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service.' The florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a 'Thank You' card and a dozen roses waiting at his doorstep. This event is repeated till an Indian software engineer goes for a haircut. When he pays him, ... ***Jokess**** Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:39:34 GMT http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-t109.htm#560 http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-t109.htm http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/bill-gates-t108.htm shanmukhatejavarma.g Bill Gates was in India last year. He announced that Microsoft plans to release a Windows version in Hindi. Here are some of the Windows related terms that have been approved by Bill Gates to be used in the Hindi version of... Khidkiyan 2000: ( More appropriately Atyant Mulayam Khidkiyan 2000 ) Atyant Mulayam = Microsoft Khidki = Window Phaail = File Bachao = Save Aise Bachao = Save as Subko Bachao = Save All Mujhe Bachao = Help Madad Pe Madad = Help On Help Dhoondo = Find Firse ... ***Jokess**** Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:37:52 GMT http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/bill-gates-t108.htm#559 http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/bill-gates-t108.htm http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/political-jokes-t107.htm shanmukhatejavarma.g Chandrababuism: You have two cows in Vijayawada. You hook them to internet and milk them from Hyderabad. Jayalalithaism: You have two cows. You teach them to cry,"Ammaaaaaaa..." and fall at your feet. Karunanidhiism: You have two cows. You give one to your son and the other to your nephew ... Gandhism: You have two cows. But you drink goat's milk. Indiraism You have two bulls. You adamantly consider them as cows. Lalooism: You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crore ... ***Jokess**** Thu, 04 Jun 2009 21:36:59 GMT http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/political-jokes-t107.htm#558 http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/political-jokes-t107.htm http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/wife-husband-t51.htm varma_adc Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.]]> ***Jokess**** Sun, 14 Sep 2008 15:02:19 GMT http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/wife-husband-t51.htm#79 http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/wife-husband-t51.htm http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/james-bond-and-the-telugu-guy-t50.htm varma_adc Once it so happened in a flight that, James bond was sitting besides a Telugu guy.. Both were traveling to US. Telugu Guy : "Hello, May I know ur name please?" James Bond : "I am Bond.. James Bond." James Bond: "and you?" Telugu Guy : "I am Sai... Venkata Sai... Siva Venkata Sai...Laxminarayana ... ***Jokess**** Sun, 14 Sep 2008 15:00:39 GMT http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/james-bond-and-the-telugu-guy-t50.htm#78 http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/james-bond-and-the-telugu-guy-t50.htm http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/jokes-t52.htm varma_adc Teacher :What happened in 1869? Student:Gandhi ji was born. Teacher :What happened in 1873? Student:Gandhiji was four years old. Question:What is the fullform of maths. Anwser: Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ? Student : BROTHERLY LOVE Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August. Student:A holiday Teacher ... ***Jokess**** Sun, 14 Sep 2008 15:07:44 GMT http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/jokes-t52.htm#80 http://kshatriya.forumotion.com/jokess-f6/jokes-t52.htm