hi varma joke chala bagundhi .......

Wife - You Are Useless.
Husband - By Default.//

BRILLIANT WAYS GALS TURN DOWN GUYS......
BRILLIANT WAYS GALS TURN DOWN GUYS....

1.HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like
yours!!

2.HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

3.HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!

4.HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

5.HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!

6.HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

7.HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

8.HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!

9.HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

10.HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.

11.HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

12.HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

Question:What is the full form of maths.
Anwser : Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students


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Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE


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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday



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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend
it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

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Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same
time."


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Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born.


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Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg
.Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.


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Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says,
'God, are you still in there?'

pappu paas ho gaya
TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same
time."

Dr. Maneesh Sinha, a psychotherapist, has employeed a sardar painter to paint
his name plate. He instructed the sardar to give ample sp ace between the words,
and left for his clinic.
On his return in the evening, he was astonished at the sight of the name plate
that was hung to his gate. It read,
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"Dr. Maneesh Sinha Psycho the rapist"

really cool ha ha ha
Amitabh : apka 13th question 25 lakh yeh raha apke samne..
Contestant Sardar is tensed.
Amitabh : Who is the father of Abhishek Bachan?
Computer Screen:
A. Amitabh Bachan B. Laloo Prasad Yadav
C. Moh. Azhar D. General Perverz Musharaff.
Amitabh : Apka kya jawab hai ?
(He is quite sure that Sardar will opt for A)
But Sardar is still confused.
Amitabh : Apke pas do life line hai..(50:50 and phone a friend)
Sardar: I think it is A but am not sure.
Amitabh : Not sure... Hmmm Ap kya karna chahenge?
Sardar : I would like to use 50:50?
Amitabh: Ok computer , 2 galat javabo ko mita de..
Computer after deleting two names, leaves two options which are: -
B. Laloo Prasad Yadav.
C. Moh. Azhar.
Amitabh is confused and tensed thinks how come the computer has made this
mistake But as is said in bollywood the show must go on. Now Sardar is even more
confused.
Sardar: I would like to use the last life line phone a friend..
Amitabh : Ap kisko phone karna chahenge?
Sardar : Mein Jaya Bachan ji ko phone karna chahoonga.
Amitabh Fainted !!

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nice