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Post by varma_adc on Sun Sep 14, 2008 10:07 pm

Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.


Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Anwser: Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students



Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE



Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."
Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born.

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Post by hemadri raju on Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:36 pm

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

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Post by hemadri raju on Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:37 pm

hemadri raju wrote:Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

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Post by hemadri raju on Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:38 pm

Rolling Eyes Question Neutral Like a Star @ heaven Crying or Very sad Razz Surprised Shocked Cool Cool

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Post by varma_adc on Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:05 pm

nice posts brother

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Post by kishore on Fri Mar 06, 2009 5:35 pm

good,.
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Post by deepthipakalapati on Sun Apr 19, 2009 5:53 pm

two sardar brothersappeared 4 an exam...1st one writes his father's
name DALIT SINGH....and d second one writes his fathers name MANJIT
SINGH....

TEACHER:- whts this????

SARDAR:- teacher.....otherwise u would say tht we hav copied...

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Post by deepthipakalapati on Sun Apr 19, 2009 6:06 pm

WHY THE AMERICAN ECONOMY FELL OFF THE CLIFF [Funny]


John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock


(MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 am.


While his coffeepot


(MADE IN CHINA)


was perking, he shaved with his


electric razor


(MADE IN HONG KONG)


He put on a


dress shirt


(MADE IN SRI LANKA),


designer jeans


(MADE IN SINGAPORE)


and


tennis shoes


(MADE IN KOREA)


After cooking his breakfast in his new


electric skillet


(MADE IN INDIA)


he sat down with his


calculator


(MADE IN MEXICO)


to see how much he could spend today. After setting his


watch


(MADE IN TAIWAN)


to the radio


(MADE IN INDIA)


he got in his car


(MADE IN GERMANY)


filled it with GAS



(from Saudi Arabia)


and continued his search


for a good paying AMERICAN
JOB.


At the end of yet another discouraging


and fruitless day


checking his


Computer


(made in MALAYSIA),


John decided to relax for a while.


He put on his sandals


(MADE IN BRAZIL),


poured himself a glass of


wine


(MADE IN FRANCE)


and turned on his


TV


(MADE IN INDONESIA),


and then wondered why he can’t


find a good paying job


in AMERICA


AND NOW HE
HOPES THAT
HE CAN GET
HELP FROM A
PRESIDENT BORN IN KENYA



SO, ONLY U CAN SAVE THE ECONOMIC
CRISIS IN INDIA BY BUYINGTHINGSTHAT
ARE ONLY
“MADE IN INDIA” !!!!!

naku nahcindhi hope u people will like it

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Post by deepthipakalapati on Sun Apr 19, 2009 6:43 pm

Ram: “Can this parrot talk?”

Shopkeeper: “Yes ! it repeats everything it hears.”

After a few days, at the pet shop...
Ram: “This parrot cannot speak at all!! You said it repeats whatever it hears.”

Shopkeeper: “I know! Thas is because it is deaf!!!”

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Post by harikrishna raju on Sat May 02, 2009 12:05 am

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