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Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Anwser: Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students
Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE
Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday
Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."
Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born.
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Anwser: Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students
Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE
Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday
Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."
Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born.
varma_adc- Moderator
- Surname : Gadiraju
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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
hemadri raju- Member
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hemadri raju wrote:Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
hemadri raju- Member
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hemadri raju- Member
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Re: ...JOKES...
nice posts brother
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Re: ...JOKES...
good,.
kishore- Moderator
- Surname : Mandapati
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two sardar brothersappeared 4 an exam...1st one writes his father's
name DALIT SINGH....and d second one writes his fathers name MANJIT
SINGH....
TEACHER:- whts this????
SARDAR:- teacher.....otherwise u would say tht we hav copied...
name DALIT SINGH....and d second one writes his fathers name MANJIT
SINGH....
TEACHER:- whts this????
SARDAR:- teacher.....otherwise u would say tht we hav copied...
deepthipakalapati- Princess Mod
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WHY THE AMERICAN ECONOMY FELL OFF THE CLIFF [Funny]
John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock
(MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 am.
While his coffeepot
(MADE IN CHINA)
was perking, he shaved with his
electric razor
(MADE IN HONG KONG)
He put on a
dress shirt
(MADE IN SRI LANKA),
designer jeans
(MADE IN SINGAPORE)
and
tennis shoes
(MADE IN KOREA)
After cooking his breakfast in his new
electric skillet
(MADE IN INDIA)
he sat down with his
calculator
(MADE IN MEXICO)
to see how much he could spend today. After setting his
watch
(MADE IN TAIWAN)
to the radio
(MADE IN INDIA)
he got in his car
(MADE IN GERMANY)
filled it with GAS
(from Saudi Arabia)
and continued his search
for a good paying AMERICAN
JOB.
At the end of yet another discouraging
and fruitless day
checking his
Computer
(made in MALAYSIA),
John decided to relax for a while.
He put on his sandals
(MADE IN BRAZIL),
poured himself a glass of
wine
(MADE IN FRANCE)
and turned on his
TV
(MADE IN INDONESIA),
and then wondered why he can’t
find a good paying job
in AMERICA
AND NOW HE
HOPES THAT
HE CAN GET
HELP FROM A
PRESIDENT BORN IN KENYA
SO, ONLY U CAN SAVE THE ECONOMIC
CRISIS IN INDIA BY BUYINGTHINGSTHAT
ARE ONLY
“MADE IN INDIA” !!!!!
naku nahcindhi hope u people will like it
John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock
(MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 am.
While his coffeepot
(MADE IN CHINA)
was perking, he shaved with his
electric razor
(MADE IN HONG KONG)
He put on a
dress shirt
(MADE IN SRI LANKA),
designer jeans
(MADE IN SINGAPORE)
and
tennis shoes
(MADE IN KOREA)
After cooking his breakfast in his new
electric skillet
(MADE IN INDIA)
he sat down with his
calculator
(MADE IN MEXICO)
to see how much he could spend today. After setting his
watch
(MADE IN TAIWAN)
to the radio
(MADE IN INDIA)
he got in his car
(MADE IN GERMANY)
filled it with GAS
(from Saudi Arabia)
and continued his search
for a good paying AMERICAN
JOB.
At the end of yet another discouraging
and fruitless day
checking his
Computer
(made in MALAYSIA),
John decided to relax for a while.
He put on his sandals
(MADE IN BRAZIL),
poured himself a glass of
wine
(MADE IN FRANCE)
and turned on his
TV
(MADE IN INDONESIA),
and then wondered why he can’t
find a good paying job
in AMERICA
AND NOW HE
HOPES THAT
HE CAN GET
HELP FROM A
PRESIDENT BORN IN KENYA
SO, ONLY U CAN SAVE THE ECONOMIC
CRISIS IN INDIA BY BUYINGTHINGSTHAT
ARE ONLY
“MADE IN INDIA” !!!!!
naku nahcindhi hope u people will like it
deepthipakalapati- Princess Mod
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Ram: “Can this parrot talk?”
Shopkeeper: “Yes ! it repeats everything it hears.”
After a few days, at the pet shop...
Ram: “This parrot cannot speak at all!! You said it repeats whatever it hears.”
Shopkeeper: “I know! Thas is because it is deaf!!!”
Shopkeeper: “Yes ! it repeats everything it hears.”
After a few days, at the pet shop...
Ram: “This parrot cannot speak at all!! You said it repeats whatever it hears.”
Shopkeeper: “I know! Thas is because it is deaf!!!”
deepthipakalapati- Princess Mod
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Number of posts : 41
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